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Payback Headcanon

  • crowd: CM PUNK. CM PUNK. CM PUNK.
  • Paul Heyman: Everyone chanting for CM Punk can all save your breath because he is not here tonight.
  • crowd: *boos*
  • Paul Heyman: Now don't get the wrong idea. He actually *was* going to be here....and then he found himself in a feud with a lion from Los Angeles and had to be at the United Center tonight.
  • crowd: *cheers wildly while everyone watching the PPV is confused as hell*
  • Paul Heyman: but you know who *will* be here tonight?
  • crowd: ....
  • Paul Heyman: MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, WHO CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA.